About CurbBurn

CurbBurn turns a photo of your home’s front into a funny, candid curb-appeal critique—and then turns every punchline into a practical improvement plan.

The idea is simple: honest feedback should be entertaining enough to share and useful enough to act on. Recommendations are organized around $200, $2,000, and $20,000 budgets so you can see the quick wins, the meaningful upgrades, and the full transformation without pretending every home needs a total renovation.

We roast paint, plants, lighting, and layout—not people. Cost ranges are planning estimates rather than quotes, and homeowners should always confirm property requirements, product details, and local labor costs before starting work.